WHY?!?!?!?

Why the hell would a 66 year old overgrown boy move from a cabin in the woods to the busiest construction zone on Route 66 and hit the streets in a blue dress to hang up posters about 5* books all day and give free advice to the psychologically-needy-but-materially-overprivileged while distributing clean socks to the homeless and smoking enough weed to neutralize the tangy tastes of various big-city pollutions? Explore this website to find out. It is a true story.