ATTENTION SOUTH PARK FANS !!!
In case y'all didn't know it, Kenny McCormick has moved from South Park, CO to Brattleboro, Vermont. Same scenario, just a new location--poorest kid in town, most worldly knowledgeable of the four boys, most abusive home life, always having more fun than people figure he would be having, and gets killed every episode but then magically reappears in the next one as if nothing has happened. You're an asshole (and not the only one!), Cartman, but you're a human. So we'll have to put up with you until you can figure out what an asshole is and how to stop doing it. And to all the Stans and Kyles out there, I love you and thanks for all you do for everyone, as well as for me.